We all know it, and yet we all keep thinking this is where we are gonna find “The One". How in the hell am I supposed to craft some sort of witty, email that doesn’t revolve around me pointing out how nice a rack you have or the fact that we both like dogs and hiking? Perfect I HATE HATE HATE the girl who will write one or two lines about herself and then spend the next half a page describing her perfect man. I could rant about this for days, but what the more immediate issue I have with you is… You’re cute and based on your photos I’m interested, but all you’ve told me about yourself is what you want. There is a 90% chance that I fail at this and my success or failure is complete chance.
This is like playing the lottery, and for every time you don’t win you rack up a bar tab, a hangover, and if you’re lucky, Herpes. Friend of a Friend This seems like the most reliable suggestion, assuming your friends happen to know the type of people you’re looking to date. I either come off like douche or a generic vanilla loser. He’s tall, dark, handsome, never farts, only has eyes for me, glitters in the sunlight, makes a million dollars a year, but I don’t really care about money, and he makes me laugh….. Okay so you’re looking for the most perfect fictional guy ever. Which means all I have to talk about is myself and how I fill your requirements. I don’t even bother with you anymore, because if you can’t come up with a single paragraph about yourself I don’t think I even want to know. A close up, a wide shot, something sexy, something fun, something cute.
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Seems like a lot till you start adding in all of your other life chores. So, when I even try to think about making time to find someone I’d like to date, I cringe a little. Even if I do manage to carve out an hour or two where should I start looking? Online Dating Often looked down upon, but seemingly successful for many… You think you’re funny, you like dogs, hiking, and you’re looking for Mr. 2-3 sentences of the most generic crap you could come up with. It needs to be short but witty and show that I read your profile….
Eating, cleaning, running errands, walking the dog, secretly watching Private Practice so no one else knows… It seems to me that the “where” is as limited when. Hope I run into them in a bar Bars are a horrible place to meet people. Sports, Classes, Church…) These are good, until you tap out the pool, or it becomes too incestuous. You’re profile was only 3 sentences and I’m already bored, but your boobs are pretty awesome… So what I’ve got to work with here is you have a great rack and you like dogs and hiking. You’re looking for a flawless man who changes at your every whim. If I were to ask you anything it would be a shot in the dark hoping that I hit something we have in common.
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