“I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down.
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So it’s no surprise that this translates into some great humor in the professional field. “I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.” 6. “He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.” 10. Patient: ‘Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?
We’ve collected some of the best medical puns and jokes across the web, so you can treat yourself to some FDA-approved (okay, not really) all-natural medical humor. “I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.” 1.
Some will be extremely rare, others will be more mundane. They will be certain they have it (no second opinions necessary.) Med school can, and will, turn even the sanest into a hypochondriac. Believe me, it's going to get bad...you'll watch yourself transform into the anal retentive person you swore you'd never become.
Even though you used to walk into your home with your shoes on, and sit on your bed in the same clothes you just wore while riding the subway, or sat on a public bench in, you'll become far too disgusted to ever do it again.
They'll make you hyper-aware that germs are everywhere and on everything.
But this is just what Boyfriend and I have figured out for ourselves.
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